Listen up, listen up! Trezor – yes, those Trezor people who make those little boxes to keep your digital gelt safe – they’re kvetching about something amazing! Apparently, their users have stuffed over 200,000 Ethereum coins into their staking thingamajig! And get this… it only took THREE MONTHS! Three months! It’s a miracle, I tell ya, a miracle! ✨
Now, they cooked up this whole staking scheme, see, with some company called Everstake. Everstake… sounds like a villain from a Bond movie, doesn’t it? They say it’s super secure, so you can keep your Ether safe while it… uh… grows. Like a little digital shrub. 🌱 A shrub of money!
This Matěj Žák – a very important man, I presume, based on the length of his title – he’s practically doing the hora! He says Trezor customers like being in charge of their own stuff, but also, you know, want more stuff. Who doesn’t?! 💸 It’s a brilliant plan! Hold onto your coins, but make them WORK for you! It’s like having a tiny, digital worker bee.
He also said they thought people would use it, but they didn’t think it would take off like a cheap rocket! 😂 Blasted through a milestone, he says! A milestone! What’s next, a golden statue?!
And get THIS: Apparently, everyone’s getting a little nervous about this Lido character – the 800-pound gorilla of Ethereum staking. Lido’s losing its grip! Falling! Falling! 📉 It’s like watching a very expensive building crumble. People want to keep control, get it?! They don’t want some BIG company telling them what to do with their schmeckles! Think of the anarchy! 🤪
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2025-08-15 09:44