Hold onto your hats, folks! Bitmine Immersion has SCORED BIG TIME – over 833,000 ETH, worth a whopping $2.9 billion, folks! That’s right, they’re now the *biggest* ETH piggy bank in the whole wide world. The company’s throwing more digital dollars around than a Vegas high roller on a Sunday. Backed by the top brass, they’re now the third-largest crypto hoarder after MicroStrategy and MARA – it’s like a crypto game of Monopoly and they’re just passing GO, collecting millions. Who knew a bunch of nerds could be so rich? 😎💸
BMNR Climbs the Charts as the Treasure Chest Swells-833,000 ETH, Baby! ETH
Bitmine Immersion Technologies (Nasdaq: BMNR) just knocked everyone out of the park – surpassing the 833,000 ETH mark, valued at over $2.9 billion, all by August 3! That’s not a typo, folks. It’s like they found the secret sauce to turn digital bits into billion-dollar bites. 🤑
Now, hold onto your wallets – this milestone makes Bitmine the reigning champ of ETH hoarding, smashing all competitors in the corporate crypto treasure hunt. They only trail behind the giants MicroStrategy and Marathon Digital, and frankly, they’re catching up faster than a cheetah on Red Bull. The goal? Snagging 5% of all ETH out there – talk about going all-in on ethereum. 🏆
Thomas Lee (the man, the myth, the legend) from Fundstrat spilled the beans – saying Bitmine stormed through the ETH universe faster than you can say “blockchain.” Only 35 days ago, they had zip, zero, nada – now, over 833K ETH! The velocity? Faster than your grandma’s gossip. The liquidity? As high as a kite on a clear day. 💨📈
“Bitmine moved with lightning speed in its pursuit of the ‘alchemy of 5%’ of ETH,” said Thomas, probably while sipping a fancy coffee. “From zero to 833K ETH in just 35 days. We’ve separated ourselves by raising crypto NAV faster than the speed of light – and our stock’s as liquid as a wet sponge.” ⚡💧
And who’s backing this digital gold rush? Oh, just a crew of institutional legends: Bill Miller, ARK’s Cathie Wood, Founders Fund – you know, the usual suspects who think crypto is the new black. 💼🎩
Market-wise, BMNR is hot stuff – trading an average of $1.6 billion daily, just shy of Uber’s hustle but right up there with top market movers. They’re practically the rock stars of the stock world now. Keep an eye on those digital dollars, folks – this is one party you don’t want to miss! 🕺💃
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2025-08-06 03:11