So there’s this thing called Ethereum. Some Wall Street types in expensive suits think it’ll make them rich. What else is new?
The price recently jumped 50% in a month. It now costs about $3,600 per coin – enough to feed a small village for a year, or buy one leather seat on a private jet. Tom Lee, who profits when Ethereum prices rise, says it might hit $15,000 soon. Of course he does.
The Big Convergence Theory
Wall Street discovered blockchain like Columbus “discovered” America. Now they’re putting lipstick on the pig, calling it “tokenization” and “stablecoins.” The Trump administration likes crypto because it’s shiny and makes old rich men feel young again. So it goes.
Ethereum handles half the stablecoin traffic and 60% of tokenized assets. This makes it Wall Street’s favorite blockchain – like choosing McDonald’s in a food court. Other blockchains exist, sure. Just like other fast food joints exist.
The Next Big Thing®
going from $3,600 to $15,000 requires more hopium than a Phish concert. Lee suggests we value Ethereum like Circle, which went bonkers after its IPO. Because that’s sustainable.
The Unavoidable Truth
Tom Lee chairs Bitmine Immersion Technologies, an Ethereum Treasury Company. Shocking – a man invested in Ethereum thinks Ethereum will do well. Next you’ll tell me Michael Saylor likes Bitcoin.
Funny thing – just six months ago, Ethereum was yesterday’s news. The blockchain seemed broken. Developers moped. Vitalik Buterin hinted at quitting. Then Bitmine announced their Ethereum play in May and poof – redemption arc complete.
Now Ethereum’s the golden child again. Until next month when Solana or some other blockchain becomes the flavor of the week. The circle of crypto life continues. Can you feel the excitement?
Personally? I think Ethereum might touch $4,891 again. $15,000? That’s the kind of prediction that gets you a guest spot on financial news networks – the real money-maker.💰
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2025-07-29 03:12