Well, what do we have here? Fitch Ratings has decided to play the grim reaper, slicing Finland’s long-term foreign-currency issuer rating from the cherished “AA+” down to the humble “AA,” citing a rise in government debt and the delightful lack of measures to control spending. Now, if you enjoy the thrill of watching a country’s debt skyrocket, you’ll love this – Finland’s debt is expected to surge to a staggering 86.3% of GDP by 2025, and who knows, it might just break through 90% by 2029, far surpassing the average of its European buddies. 🎢
Oh, and let’s not forget Finland’s valiant attempt at saving face with a €9 billion fiscal package. Spoiler alert: it’s not enough. The country’s deficits are poised to stay above 3% until 2027 – now that’s a serious marathon of financial overspending! 🏃♂️💸
But wait, there’s more! Finland’s GDP growth is lagging behind the rest of Europe (because who doesn’t love being fashionably late?), unemployment is creeping up to 9.2% (talk about job hunting becoming a national sport), and inflation is stirring, threatening to add fuel to the fire. 🔥
Still, all is not lost! Finland does have a few aces up its sleeve: a robust pension system and a banking sector that’s somehow still standing tall, despite all this fiscal drama. So, let’s raise a glass to Finland’s resilience, because sometimes, a little debt can go a long way… or maybe not. 🥂💼
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2025-07-26 16:05