The market, ever the faithful scribe, scribbled a few more zeros onto Bitcoin’s ledger this Monday, pushing it past $119,600 with all the urgency of a commissar chasing dissent. Yet volume—the lifeblood of legitimacy—languishes like a dissident poet at a party congress. Is this the dawn of $130,000, or merely another Potemkin village of price action? 📈📉
Whither Bitcoin? Or, The Futility of Prophecy
Where Bitcoin treads next is as certain as a prisoner’s release date in a Siberian camp. The fiscal ruins of nations and the ceaseless printing presses of central banks may yet inflate its value—though the next “black swan” (or perhaps a pink flamingo of chaos) could just as easily trample it. 🤷♂️💸
Kiyosaki’s “Bust” Prophecy: A Man Who Knows Real Estate, Not Rocket Science
Robert Kiyosaki, that sage of sandcastles and mortgage calculators, warns of a Bitcoin “bust.” Yet he pledges to buy the shards when it shatters—a paradox as delicious as a Soviet five-year plan. A man who knows real estate like a fish knows bicycles, he assures us it’s a “long-term buy.” 🐟🚴♂️
UK’s Bitcoin Dilemma: Selling the Future for Today’s Bread
Rachel Reeves, Britain’s fiscal helmswoman, eyes a $5B Bitcoin sale to plug the treasury’s leaks. A fitting sequel to Rishi Sunak’s “crypto hub” fantasy—a regime that transformed visionary rhetoric into regulatory quicksand. Recall Gordon Brown’s 1999 gold fire-sale, a masterclass in state ineptitude. The more things change… 🏦💀
Breakout or Betrayal? The Triangle’s Silent Screams
The 4-hour chart, that oracle of fleeting hope, reveals a triangle breakout—or is it a fakeout? Price hovers like a nervous defector at the Berlin Wall, testing $119K’s resolve. Low volume whispers of fragility; sweeps below the pattern mock the longs like a Commissar’s laughter. 🎭
Volume: The Faithless Muse
Daily volume charts mock the breakout with bars as thin as a dissident’s patience. RSI climbs, yes—but needs Herculean effort to outrun bearish divergence. The market, it seems, prefers irony to conviction. 📉
Is the Tide Turning? Bears Smell Blood
The weekly chart, viewed through a bear’s monocle, suggests Kiyosaki’s “bust” may yet haunt us. RSI flirts with rejection at 78.29; Stochastic RSI teeters like a drunk commissar on a tightrope. Bulls sweat. Bears sharpen their knives. The market, indifferent, prepares for either. 🔪
Zoom out: 2-week and monthly charts resurrect bullish ghosts. A short-term purge, then a march upward? Or another grave for optimists? The answer lies not in the charts, but in the whims of fate—and perhaps the Fed’s next tweet. 🗳️🔮
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