$64M Down the Crypto Rabbit Hole: Insanity Ensues!

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So, you want to hear about some “financial infrastructure” getting all the VC love, huh? Well, let’s break it down.

Tabit Insurance and Rain, they’re like the cool kids at school who just scored a big lunch money handout. Over $64 million! Imagine the snacks.

And you know what’s even crazier? The whole week’s crypto fundraising was over $130 million. It’s like everyone’s at this blockchain party and the punch bowl’s overflowing with cash. 🎉

— Tabit Insurance (@TabitInsurance) March 24, 2025

Look at Rain, all shiny and new with $24.5M. It’s like getting a brand new bike for your birthday, but it’s made of money. 🚴‍♂️💸

— Rain (@raincards) March 24, 2025

CoreSky, $15 million

  • CoreSky’s like that one friend who always has the best memes. They just got $15 million to make more. On Ethereum, no less!
  • Tido Capital’s like, “Here, have some money. Make us laugh.”
  • It’s a meme launchpad. Because, you know, the world needs more memes. 🐸

Abound, $14 million

  • Abound’s like that sneaky friend who always wins at poker but never tells you how.
  • Backed by some fancy names, they’re making a super app. For remittances. And rewards. Like a superhero, but for your wallet.

Abound’s all, “We got $14M, let’s make this cross-border stuff less of a nightmare.” 🌍💸

— Abound by The Times of India (@joinabound) March 27, 2025

Chronicle Labs, $12 million

  • Chronicle Labs is like the kid who always finishes his homework first. And they got $12 million for it.
  • Strobe, Brevan Howard, and V. are like the proud parents. “Look what our oracle baby can do!”
  • They’re building oracle solutions. On multiple chains. Because, why stick to one when you can confuse everyone? 😵

Chronicle’s all, “We got $12M to build the next big thing. No pressure.” 😬

— Chronicle Protocol 📖 (@ChronicleLabs) March 25, 2025

Notable crypto VC funding rounds < $10 million

  • Warlock Labs is like the wizard of Ethereum, casting spells for $8 million.
  • Fragmetric’s playing Solana staking for keeps with $5 million.
  • Tarta Labs is gathering $4.50 million for P2E gaming. Because, you know, why work when you can game?
  • Arcium’s like, “We raised $4 million, but we’re worth $200 million. Trust us.”
  • Capx AI’s like the smart kid who got $3.14 million for his science project.
  • Planetarium Labs is gathering a galaxy of cash, $3 million for P2E gaming.
  • De Charge’s charging up with $2.50 million for DePIN infrastructure. What’s DePIN, you ask? Exactly.
  • Magpie Protocol’s got $1.60 million and a $45 million FDV. It’s like a treasure hunt with no map.
  • Stable Jack and Particle Network are each like, “We got $1.25 million, let’s party!”
  • Arcium, Skate, and Beraborrow are the cool kids with a million bucks each. NBD.
  • KiloEx’s like, “We got $750,000, but we’re worth $15 million. Eventually. Maybe.”
  • Wave Wallet’s riding the Sui wave with $100,000. Catch it before it crashes!

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2025-03-29 16:29