*Looks directly into camera* So, here’s the thing about XRP and this whole Hidden Road situation… 🍷
You know when you’re absolutely convinced that guy you’re dating is “the one” and then he turns out to be just another finance bro who collects cryptocurrency? Well, that’s basically what’s happening with XRP right now. Everyone’s getting their knickers in a twist about Ripple buying Hidden Road, thinking it’s going to make XRP shoot to the moon like my anxiety levels during a family dinner. 🚀
*Sips wine aggressively* This anonymous expert @DarkhorseDNME4 (who probably lives in his mum’s basement) is out here crushing dreams faster than my therapist:
🫡🫡🫡 Sorry @RipBullWinkle but everyone keeps making the same mistake: basing XRP price action on volume. That’s not how Ripple using the xrpl works. Here’s the truth:
🔸 ODL = 0 Net Effect
Ripple’s ODL model zeroes out transactions on both ends. Brad & David confirmed it in…— ĐΛRKHØRSΞ™ (@DarkhorseDNME4) April 10, 2025
*Fourth wall break* Let me explain this in terms we can all understand: It’s like when you borrow money from your dad to pay your mum back for the shoes you “borrowed” from her credit card. The money just goes round and round, like my dating life. 💫
And don’t get me started on these predictions about XRP hitting $8.9. That’s about as realistic as my plan to stop drinking wine on weekdays. 🍷
But here’s the real tea: XRP is actually up 24% in five days because… *whispers to camera* people still believe in fairytales. And possibly because of that whole SEC legal drama that’s been going on longer than my last relationship. 👩⚖️
*Dramatic pause* Currently, XRP is sitting at $2.06, which is about the price of a decent coffee in London. And isn’t that what we’re all really here for? ☕
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