🤑 Trump’s Golden Crypto Idol: A Farce or Financial Genius? 🗽

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Oh, what a spectacle! What a grand, absurd, and utterly Gogol-esque scene unfolded before the very heart of American democracy! The Memecoiners, those mischievous spirits of the digital age, have conjured a 12-foot golden monstrosity-a Trump-Bitcoin chimera-and plonked it with audacious glee near the US Capitol. 🌟 A livestreamed stunt, they say, an ode to the crypto-saint Trump, as if the man needed more idols! 😂

There it stands, opposite Union Square, on the sacred National Mall, a mile’s stroll from the White House. A tribute, they proclaim, to Trump’s “unwavering commitment to advancing the future of finance through Bitcoin and decentralized technologies.” Ah, yes, unwavering indeed, like a weathervane in a hurricane! 🌪️

And what timing! The Federal Reserve, in its infinite wisdom, cuts interest rates by a mere 25 basis points, and lo, the crypto zealots rejoice! Bullish, they cry, as if the fate of Bitcoin hung on the whims of central bankers. 🤑

Trump, the crypto messiah, embraced the digital coin with open arms-or was it open wallets? His campaign coffers swelled with crypto riches, and his family, ever the entrepreneurs, dove headfirst into the blockchain abyss. Conflict of interest? Nonsense! In Gogol’s world, such trifles are but footnotes in the grand farce of existence. 🤡

The Organisers’ Grand Delusion

Hichem Zaghdoudi, one of the masterminds behind this golden abomination, declared to ABC 7News DC that it was “designed to ignite conversation about the future of government-issued currency and is a symbol of the intersection between modern politics and financial innovation.” Oh, the profundity! The intersection, you say? More like a collision of absurdity and greed! 🚀

“Without the president,” Zaghdoudi proclaimed, “we could never have had this mass adoption of Bitcoin, of cryptocurrencies, of all these big institutions buying Bitcoin.” Ah, the savior narrative! Trump, the crypto Moses, leading his people to the promised land of decentralized riches. 🌈

Yet, some heretics dare to whisper that Bitcoin’s bull market began in late 2023, under the watchful eye of Biden, fueled by regulatory approvals and spot Bitcoin ETFs. But who needs facts when you have a golden statue? 🏆

A Foam Colossus and Memecoin Madness

The statue, a mere 12 feet of “extremely hard foam,” was crafted for lightness and manageability. A memecoin on Pump.fun, livestreams, and anonymous organizers-the ingredients of a modern-day carnival! 🎪

One organizer, in a moment of candor, hoped Trump would “walk out there and see it,” oblivious to the president’s UK sojourn. Oh, the irony! The statue, a plea for recognition, stands alone, a silent witness to its creators’ delusions. 😢

Bringing the heat irl 👀#DJTGST

– Donald J. Trump Golden Statue (@djtgst) September 15, 2025

The National Mall’s Theatre of the Absurd

This golden Trump is but the latest actor in the National Mall’s drama. In June, an eight-foot “Dictator Approved” statue appeared, a golden hand crushing the Statue of Liberty’s crown-a protest against Trump’s military parade. Later, a gold television with a bald eagle displayed Trump dancing with Jeffrey Epstein. Ah, the circle of satire! 🎭

And so, the Mall becomes a stage, where politics, crypto, and absurdity collide. Gogol would have laughed-or wept. For in this farce, we find the mirror of our times, a reflection of our follies and our dreams. 🌍

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2025-09-18 07:18