🚨 Aster’s Back on DefiLlama: Gaps, Giggles, and a Dash of Drama! 🚨

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Well, slap my knee and call me surprised! After a fortnight of sulking in the corner, DefiLlama has finally decided to let Aster back into the sandbox-but with more caveats than a Twain novel. 🧐

You see, DefiLlama had given Aster the ol’ heave-ho after catching it red-handed with mirrored Binance volumes. Wash trading? Oh, the scandal! It’s like catching your neighbor borrowing your lawnmower and returning it with a note saying, “Thanks for the free grass clippings!” 😏

Aster’s Return: A Tale of Gaps, Gaffes, and Giggles

Back in early October, DefiLlama kicked Aster to the curb after its perpetual data started looking like a mirror image of Binance’s. The ASTER token took a 10% nosedive faster than a catfish in a barrel. 🐟💨

But lo and behold, Aster’s data is back on the menu-though it’s about as complete as a Twain story without a riverboat. No historical data, no public announcement, just a quiet slip back into the fray. One user quipped, “Are we good now? Satisfied the numbers are legit, 0xngmi?” 🤔

“So after the earlier delisting drama, Aster is now back on DefiLlama, but with big gaps in their historical data. It doesn’t seem like the re-listing was ever publicly discussed. Are we good now? Satisfied volume numbers are legit 0xngmi,” one user posed, addressing DefiLlama builder 0xngmi.

According to 0xngmi, the data’s back, but it’s about as trustworthy as a politician’s promise. Verification? Still a work in progress. So, proceed with caution, folks-unless you enjoy dancing with numbers that might just be wearing invisible shoes. 👻

“We’re working on a solution that will include other metrics to improve this, but since this might take some time, the aster team asked us to relist them,” 0xngmi explained.

The real kicker? Aster’s trading volumes were practically twins with Binance’s-down to the decimal points. Pairs like XRPUSDT and ETHUSDT were correlated tighter than a corset at a Victorian ball. 🕺💃

DefiLlama, ever the stickler for integrity, said, “Nope!” and delisted Aster faster than you can say “wash trading.” But now, they’ve decided to give Aster another chance-because who doesn’t love a good redemption arc? 🌟

The move has sent the ASTER token soaring like a bald eagle on a sugar rush, up 5% in 24 hours. As of this writing, it’s trading at $1.20, up almost 6%-though whether it’s a victory lap or a temporary high remains to be seen. 📈

So, there you have it, folks. Aster’s back, but with enough gaps to drive a riverboat through. Will it sink or swim? Only time-and a healthy dose of skepticism-will tell. 🛳️💨

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2025-10-19 21:58