🚀 Strategy’s Insane Bitcoin Hoarding as RWAs Soar to $19B! 💎 #BullMarketMadhouse

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Behold! Strategy hoards 22,000 Bitcoin while RWAs ascend to $19B, a ballet of madness in the name of institutional glory. 🕺🤖

Amidst Bitcoin’s 4% December nose-dive (👑 ugh, another forehead kiss for HODLers!), Michael Saylor’s investment circus, Strategy, continued its frenzied Bitcoin accumulation. One might mistake it for a madman shoveling diamonds into a cryptic vault. 💣

In the span of a single month-December-the company amassed over 22,000 BTC! Total holdings now sit at a staggering 672,500 BTC. A hoard so vast, one wonders if Saylor is preparing for a post-apocalyptic Bitcoin bakery. 🧺₿

This madness aligns with the rise of Real-World Assets (RWAs), which have now exceeded $19 billion. Tokenized Treasuries and commodities, like a well-oiled absurdist machine, drive this surge. You’d think a bevy of Soviet economists are at work behind the scenes. 📜

Strategy’s Relentless Bitcoin Bacchanal

In December 2025, Strategy unleashed a Bitcoin purchase so voracious it could’ve fed a village. 22,628 BTC-a number so round, it’s practically a joke. With this spree, the company now owns 3.2% of all Bitcoin. A imperialistic feat that’s either genius or the work of a madman. 🤹♀️

🟠 Saylor’s STRATEGY now owns 3.2% of the total Bitcoin supply

“The Bitcoin hoarding will continue until the complaining stops.” 🫡

– Bitcoin Archive (@BitcoinArchive)

2025, dear reader, was a year of Bitcoin freneticism for Strategy. Purchases arrived in 41 weeks-double the 2024 count. One might infer that Saylor treats Bitcoin like a modern-day Ivanhoe, investing during the market’s weakest moments with the fervor of a 19th-century miser. 🧑🍳

Other companies, too, have traded their fates for Bitcoin, holding 1.1 million BTC. A stampede of corporate wolves in suits, howling at the moon of decentralization. 🦺🌕

Bitcoin’s Descent into Chaos

December 2025 witnessed Bitcoin’s price plummet 4%, a cosmic comedown from its $124K high to $88K. A dip so steep, one might accuse the market of performing a death spiral. 🌀

Yet amidst this freefall, some analysts whisper of $40K as Bitcoin’s next ‘date night’ destination. Others, like Nick Ruck of LVRG Research, squint at the screen and declare: “Ah, the eternal winter? Nay! It’s but a warm-up for the Great Spring Bull Hawke 2026!” 🕊️

RWAs: The Stellar Shysters of DeFi

RWAs have ascended to $19 billion, tokenized Treasuries alone collecting $8.7B. A metamorphosis so complete, even decentralized exchanges now bow to RWAs. DeFi’s fifth-largest category, yet nobody taught it the secret handshake. 🕺

RWAs have now surpassed DEXs to become the fifth largest category in DeFi by TVL.

At the start of this year, they weren’t even in the top 10 categories.

– DefiLlama.com (@DefiLlama)

Liquidity: the ghost haunting RWAs. Even Vincent Liu of Kronos Research sighs at the problem. “Tokenization is no longer the bottleneck,” he quips. “Now, dear reader, integrate these sly assets into the real world”-as if the real world isn’t already staring back with existential dread. 😏

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2026-01-01 11:44