🚀 COIN on Hyperliquid: Crypto’s Wildest Stock Ride Yet! 🎢

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Brace yourselves, Bridget Jones-style, because the crypto world is about to get even more chaotic! 🌪️ Hyperliquid, the platform that’s basically the Darcy to your crypto chaos, is now letting traders dive into Coinbase’s COIN stock via perpetuals. Yes, you heard that right-no more boring brokerage accounts, just pure, unadulterated speculation! 💸✨

Apparently, some fancy deployer called tradexyz dropped 500 HYPE (aka $18,976, which is like, a year’s worth of Pinot Grigio 🍷) to secure the $COIN ticker. All this drama unfolded via a HIP-3 deployment bid, because nothing says “crypto” like a Dutch Auction and a side of jargon. 🏛️💰

🆕 NEW HIP-3 TICKER 🆕
The ticker $COIN (@coinbase) has been bought for 500 $HYPE or $18,976
Buy by @tradexyz
– Hyperliquid News (@HyperliquidNews) November 4, 2025

So, what’s the big deal? Well, Hyperliquid’s HIP-3 upgrade (launched October 13, mark your calendars 📅) is like a democratized version of market listings. No more core team gatekeeping-now anyone with deep pockets and a dream can deploy a perpetual contract market. It’s like Tinder for tokens, but with more stakes (and stakes, because 500,000 HYPE is locked as collateral-no ghosting allowed! 👻)

HIP-3: Crypto’s New Dating Game 💘

Here’s how it works: deployers compete in a Dutch Auction (fancy, right?) to win the right to deploy a market every 31 hours. But it’s not all fun and games-they’re responsible for oracles, leverage, and keeping the market from turning into a dumpster fire. 🔥 Plus, they get 50% of trading fees, which is basically the crypto equivalent of a first date dinner bill. 🍽️

COIN: The Stock That’s More Dramatic Than Your Ex 💔

Meanwhile, COIN is living its best (or worst?) life, with volatility that makes your love life look stable. Analyst Yimin X is like, “$COIN, you’re breaking my heart-and my support levels!” 💔 But FibonacciTrading is all, “It’s just a healthy reset, babe.” 🌈 The stock’s down 0.60% in 24 hours, but trading volume is still $824.7 million-because who doesn’t love a good rollercoaster? 🎢

$COIN has given back its entire post-earnings rally. And then some.

But if price breaks below $300, that’s a red flag bigger than your ex’s new Instagram post. 🚩

– Yimin X (@yxinsights) November 4, 2025

And let’s not forget Hyperliquid’s HYPE token-will Coinbase list it? Polymarket says there’s a 43% chance by New Year’s Eve. 🎉 Meanwhile, Hyperliquid’s TVL is up to $4.75 billion, and its trading volume is $302 billion. That’s a lot of shoes, darling. 👠

Will Coinbase and Hyperliquid End Up Together? 💍

The plot thickens: will Coinbase eventually list Hyperliquid’s HYPE token? It’s like waiting for Mark Darcy to finally notice you at the office party. 🥂 Polymarket’s odds are at 43%, but let’s be real-crypto moves faster than your last Tinder date. Swipe right, Coinbase? ➡️

So, grab your Pinot Grigio and buckle up, because this crypto-stock mashup is just getting started. Cheers to chaos! 🥂🎉

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2025-11-05 15:01