Ah, the CoinDesk Indices, the daily reminder that the universe is as unpredictable as a Vogon’s poetry reading. 🖋️ Behold, the latest installment in the never-ending saga of numbers going up and down, like a space elevator with a mind of its own.
Today, the CoinDesk 20 Index has decided to take a leisurely stroll down the gravity well, currently lounging at 2667.21, a 4.0% dip since 4 p.m. ET on Thursday. 📉 That’s right, folks, it’s lost 111.91 points, which is roughly the equivalent of misplacing your towel in a galaxy far, far away. 🌌
And in a shocking twist, all 20 assets are trading higher. Wait, no. They’re not. That’s a typo. They’re all trading lower. Someone clearly spilled their tea on the keyboard. ☕
Leading the charge into the abyss are BCH (-2.3%) and BTC (-3.3%). 🏆 Bravo, chaps! Meanwhile, APT (-8.8%) and NEAR (-7.8%) are bringing up the rear, proving that sometimes it’s better to travel alone. 🚶♂️
The CoinDesk 20, a broad-based index traded on multiple platforms across the globe, continues to remind us that the only constant in the universe is chaos. Or, as the Hitchhiker’s Guide would say, “Don’t Panic.” Unless you’re holding APT or NEAR. Then maybe panic a little. 😱
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2025-11-21 18:13