Pretty, pretty, pretty interesting… So Binance decided to list this ONDO thing. You know what? I’m not convinced. I mean, who names a token ONDO? Sounds like someone sneezed while pitching the idea! ๐คง
Oh, they had this “Vote to List” campaign. Fantastic. Because that’s exactly what we need – more democracy in crypto. Next thing you’ll tell me is they’re having town hall meetings for Bitcoin! ๐
Get this – they’re also listing something called “Big Time” and “Virtual.” Big Time? Really? Why not call it “Huge Time” or “Enormous Time”? I mean, who comes up with these names? It’s like naming your kid “Spectacular Boy”! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
And apparently, 523,000 people voted. That’s more people than showed up at my cousin’s bar mitzvah, and let me tell you, that was quite the event. Although the food was terrible. Just terrible. ๐คฎ
You know what’s really fascinating? They had these tokens on something called “Binance Alpha.” What’s that, some kind of crypto fraternity? “Hey bro, wanna join Binance Alpha? We’ve got tokens and kombucha!” ๐โโ๏ธ
So ONDO went up 10%? Big deal! I once got a 10% discount on socks, and you don’t see me writing press releases about it! And Big Time jumped 12%? Call me when it pays for my parking ticket in Beverly Hills. ๐
Virtual Protocol also went up? Of course it did! Everything’s going up except my patience for these crypto announcements. I bet even my neighbor’s annoying dog could create a token and get it listed on Binance at this point! ๐
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