💸🙈 Litecoin Just Called XRP a “Digital Tubey” – Chaos Ensues!

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So, guys, what if I told you that while the crypto world was just chilling like a casual catnap, Litecoin flexed its awkward side by throwing shade at XRP? Ah, the drama! Big love, Litecoin! You’re like a clown at a funeral – but with more LEDs!

The Tweet That Started the Eve-ish-Noir-ish Drama

It kicked off as a fairly decent “fun fact” about comets – you know, how they smell like a farmer’s market gone wrong. But then it veered into a weird, yet hysterically splendid tirade against XRP – basically, mocking its supply and banking glitter as not so shiny after all.

Litecoin went full sass-mode, calling XRP’s narrative a buzzing “illusion” and comparing its financial hubbub to an overhyped banking “drive-up tube” – just imagining Brad Garlinghouse as “Brad Garlicmouse” made me cackle!

Fun fact: A comet smells like rotten eggs, urine, burning matches, and almonds. Most scientists say the closest comparison to this phenomenon on earth is the idea that tokens called XRP would be sold off to retail investors with the illusion that a digital bank drive-up tube is… – Litecoin (@litecoin) August 29, 2025

Lets get real here, was this some kind of prank? Maybe that one intern who thinks they’re on a late-night TikTok creativity spree? Or just a feeble attempt at controversy sexier than a Saturday night alone?

Strong Reactions: A Pinterest Board of Twitter Rage

“Remember when Litecoin was a darling? Me neither – ancient history!” Marks XRP’s ongoing pinnacle in this rollercoaster with, “XRP – remember when? Me too! Like today!”

Credibull Crypto wasn’t having any of this either, telling whoever dropped that tweet to shape up: “Whoever you are, not cool, mate. Remember when Litecoin got its ass kicked? Let’s cut it out; hating on other communities doesn’t make you any richer!”

Critics also dug up Charlie Lee’s old stash – you know, the time he ditched all his Litecoin just before the ultimate bull rave in 2017. Retail peeps kinda got left holding the không-quite-as-magical martini, if you know what I mean.

Plus, let’s not forget the little jab taken personally – “Litecoin is basically a discount rip-off fronted by some shady sea cucumber.” Psst, they also decided it’s been tumbling downhill ever since.

Litecoin’s Defence: An Aww-But Side

But hey, it wasn’t all doom and gloom! Some loyal Liteqat folk, bless ’em, tried to save face: “Oh, horses and carriages! Did you know that Litecoin actually processes more transactions than XRP? Kind of. Maybe.”

So basically, they argue that XRP’s value is as inflated as a penguin’s ego – perhaps more for the memes than for sending cash cross-planet. Daily life struggle, buddy.

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2025-08-31 15:08