πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’° Strategy Just Snatched Up a Fortune in Bitcoin! πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

Oh, you haven’t heard? πŸ“£ Strategy just casually dropped $1.92 billion on some shiny new Bitcoin. Because, why not? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

They’re now rolling in a cozy 528,185 BTC pile. That’s like, a gazillion dollars or something. 😡

And after raising a cool $711 million, this purchase was about as surprising as a cat video on the internet. 🐱

Strategy’s co-founder, Michael Saylor, was practically doing the “I’m about to spend a fortune” dance on Sunday. πŸ•Ί

But wait, don’t celebrate too soon! Their shares are taking a little nap πŸ›Œ, down by more than 4% in pre-market trading. Friday was a total party foul. πŸŽ‰πŸ“‰

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2025-03-31 15:20