Act I, Scene I: A Monetary Farce Most Divine
NARRATOR: (with flourish) Ah, mes amis! πͺ What comedic spectacle do we witness today in this grand theater of cryptocurrency!
MONSIEUR MARKET: (pompously) Hark! The Pi Network, that most peculiar of digital treasures, has risen like a soufflΓ© in Madame’s kitchen – to sixty-five cents! Though like many a proud dish, it did deflate somewhat to sixty. π
MADAME ECONOMY: (fanning herself dramatically) But what caused such a stirring, you ask? Why, ’tis the great comedy of our times – Monsieur Trump’s theatrical performance in the Trade War Ballet! π
MONSIEUR TRUMP: (enters stage right)
“Suspend the tariffs, I decree!
For ninety days, let trade flow free!
Except for China, who must pay,
One hundred twenty-five, I say!” πͺ
CHORUS OF TRADERS: (in unison)
“Bitcoin soars to heights unknown,
Ethereum‘s value, how it’s grown!
While Pi Network, modest still,
Climbs upward on this market hill!” π
BANXA: (with exaggerated bow)
“Thirty million tokens bought,
Such confidence we have wrought!” π°
MONSIEUR MOON JEFF: (gesturing wildly)
“Two dollars fifty! Mark my words!
Such heights we’ll see, it’s quite absurd!” π
(Curtain falls with exaggerated flourish) π¬
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