🎉 It’s Eleaneer’s birthday — Head Archer of the Academy’s Archery Club! 🎉
Thanks for the birthday wishes. Just leave any gifts over there. I’m really focused on training right now and don’t have time for a party. What? You want to watch me train? You’re… unusual. I don’t know why anyone would enjoy watching such intense training… but, fine, do what you want. Just stay out of the way.
After Eleaneer completes her tough training, why not treat her to a thoughtful gift and a relaxing massage to help her unwind?
You can almost see how happy she’d be already. 💙
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