
🎉 It’s the birthday of Arines, the Rookie Mercenary Priest! 🎉
Oh, wow! Is this a gift for me? Thank you so much! But… it doesn’t feel quite right if I’m the only one receiving something. Is there anything you need? Perhaps I could cast a helpful spell… or maybe you’d like some advice on love? Don’t underestimate me – I’m actually a really good matchmaker! …Wait, you’re… interested in me? Well, I’m not opposed to the idea, but you certainly have… interesting taste!
Perhaps the greatest gift you can give Arines is finally opening up about a relationship issue you’ve been holding onto. 💌 We wish you a wonderful day receiving advice from Arines and enjoying each other’s company! 💖
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