Oh, what a day in the enchanted realm of ₿itcoin! On a seemingly ordinary Wednesday, our dear digital wizard decided to play a prank on its followers, vanishing $6,000 in mere hours, leaving them scratching their heads and pondering the whimsical nature of cryptocurrencies. 😅
Our elusive friend soared to dizzying heights of $88,563, only to plummet like Icarus too close to the sun, crashing down to a humble $82,157. Quite the rollercoaster ride, wouldn’t you say? 🎢
Alas, it seems the dark clouds of escalating trade tensions have cast a shadow over risk assets, causing them to cower in fear. The mighty E-mini S&P 500 futures have taken a hit, tumbling more than 3%, while European shares have sunk to their lowest point in two months. It’s enough to make one wonder if the gods of finance are displeased. 🙏
And brace yourselves, for this week promises to be a tempestuous one in the cryptosphere. A staggering $2.5 billion in crypto options are set to expire on Friday, according to the wise sages at Deribit. Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩
At the time of writing, ₿itcoin is attempting to regain its composure, trading at a somewhat respectable $83,621, as per the oracle of CoinGecko. 📈
According to the soothsayers at CoinGlass, nearly half a billion dollars’ worth of crypto has been liquidated, with longs and shorts battling it out like knights in a medieval joust. 🛡️
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2025-04-03 11:37