🚨 Crypto Chaos: Trump’s Tariffs Loom 🚨

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a cryptocurrency in possession of a volatile market, must be in want of a steady nerve. And so, dear reader, we find ourselves on the cusp of Trump’s Liberation Day, with the crypto market sending mixed signals, like a suitor unsure of his intentions.

Bitcoin, that most mercurial of assets, has seen a slight recovery, hovering near the $85,000 mark, while its admirers, ETH and XRP, attempt to keep pace with a bullish ardor, consolidating near key resistance levels. One cannot help but wonder if their efforts will be for naught, should Trump’s forthcoming tariffs against 25+ countries send the global trade market into a tizzy.

At the time of this writing, Bitcoin’s price is currently trading near $84,920, with a 24-hour trading volume of $28.06 billion. Its value surged 2.11% from the daily low of $83,692 to a dizzying $85,466 earlier today. πŸ“ˆ

Following in Bitcoin’s wake, ETH’s price is trading near $1,870, and XRP at $2.12, both exhibiting a decent, if not altogether thrilling, volatility. Meanwhile, SOL and BNB are experiencing a slight downtrend from their respective past 24-hour highs, a reminder that even in the world of crypto, not all can be winners. πŸ˜”

Among the top gainers, DEXE leads the pack with a staggering 18% surge, closely followed by EOS‘s 17%, MEW‘s 11%, and AKT‘s 9% gain. Other notable altcoins, including RAY, CRO, MKR, SUI, and BONK, have seen a respectable 5% increase in the past 24 hours. πŸš€

Conversely, KAITO and ZETA have suffered the slings of fortune, shrinking over 11%, with IP, SNX, and COMP trailing closely behind with a 10% decline. Oh, the humanity! 😱

Trending Crypto Today

  • MASK (Mask Network) – the mysterious one
  • EOS (EOS) – the comeback kid
  • BTC (Bitcoin) – the perennial favorite
  • BNB (BNB Chain) – the quiet achiever
  • LINK (Chainlink) – the dark horse

Today’s Top Gainers

  • DEXE (DeXe): +18% – the star of the show
  • EOS (EOS): +17% – a close second
  • MEW (Cats in dogs world): +11% – because why not? 🐈
  • AKT (Akash Network): +9% – the steady riser
  • RAY (Raydium): +7% – shining bright

Today’s Top Losers

  • KAITO (Kaito): -11% – the fallen star
  • ZETA (ZetaChain): -11% – a tale of woe
  • IP (Story): -10% – a story of decline
  • SNX (Synthetix): -10% – a synthetic slump
  • COMP (Compound): -9% – compounding losses

As per Coinmarketcap data, the global crypto market cap currently sits at $2.73 trillion, with a 24-hour trading volume of $77.1 billion – a sum that would make even the most seasoned aristocrat blush. πŸ€‘

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2025-04-02 15:04