Thames Capital Makes Strategic Play with Cipher Mining (CIFR)

This acquisition marks a significant step for Thames Capital, underscoring its confidence in the bitcoin mining sector. Despite this new position, Cipher Mining does not yet rank among the firm’s top 10 holdings; however, it is now positioned as the 11th largest holding as of the close of Q3 2025.
Hyper Hyper: Bitcoin’s Layer-2 Savior or Just Another Crypto Circus?

Bitcoin: the cryptocurrency that conquered the world, yet somehow forgot to pack a wallet. 🌍👛 Its triumphs are legendary, but its scalability? A tragedy penned by Shakespeare himself. 🎭
Bitcoin Hits $116K: Will It Jump or Crash? 🚀💸
Bitcoin reaches $116,000 again as volatility ramps up into the US trading session. 🎢
The Ledger’s Weight: A Fund’s Bet on Tech’s Fury

The filing, a relic of bureaucratic rigor, revealed the firm’s hand. They had increased their stake in TQQQ by nearly 31,000 shares, a gesture that, in the grand scheme of things, felt like a drop in the ocean. Yet, for the fund, it was a significant shift. By quarter’s end, their TQQQ holdings totaled 682,781 shares, a sum that glittered with $70.60 million in value. The numbers, though vast, were a mirror to the fund’s priorities-a reflection of where capital flows when the market whispers promises.
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The agreement, reportedly deeper than a philosopher’s musings, grants Terawulf the “exclusive right” to co-develop future Fluidstack projects. Because nothing says innovation like exclusivity, right? 💡
Bulls in a Bitcoin Shop: HYPE’s $50 Breakout or Just a Wild Goose Chase? 🐔💰

Hyperliquid continues to display strong momentum, confirming a clean breakout from its previous descending wedge. The price has reclaimed the $46 to $47 region and is now pressing against the 0.618 Fibonacci confluence near $50.7, which aligns with horizontal resistance. The MACD indicator has flipped bullish, showing expanding momentum and rising histogram bars, a sign of renewed buying pressure. 📈💥
Trump’s New App: Predict Politics, Make Crypto Cash, and Bet on Everything!
They’ve just announced a new partnership that will bring prediction markets directly into Truth Social, powered by Crypto.com Derivatives North America (CDNA), a CFTC-registered exchange. Who knew predicting the future could be so regulated, right? 🤔
🚀 AI Tokens on Crack: x402’s Wild Week of Gains! 🤑
So, grab your popcorn (or crypto wallet) and let’s dive into the top three tokens that are having a moment this week. Spoiler: they’re not just gaining-they’re slaying. 💅
VIRTUAL’s Rally? A Delightful Downturn?
Though the token hath risen by a staggering 79% over the past seven days, this recent dip may well be but a brief respite before another ascent, provided it doth remain above the fabled support level. 🐷