Trump’s Crypto Bill: A Comedy of Errors in Congress!

Meanwhile, there’s a showdown brewing between Coinbase and banking lobbyists over those juicy stablecoin yields. It’s like a high-stakes game of poker where everyone’s bluffing, and if it goes on too long, crypto could pack its bags and move overseas. Someone get the popcorn!

Johnson & Johnson: A Calculated Compliance

On January 8th, Johnson & Johnson secured a concession: reduced tariffs in exchange for lower drug prices within the country. The narrative presented is one of compromise. A more accurate description is one of compelled compliance. It is convenient to frame this as a win-win, but the reality is that Johnson & Johnson, like others, was left with little choice. To protest would have been to invite further disruption, a risk few are willing to take.

AI Stocks: A Decade of Maybe

Nvidia (NVDA +2.98%). Ah, Nvidia. They’re at the forefront of this AI boom, they say. The “infrastructure leader.” Sounds impressive, doesn’t it? Like they’re building the Roman Empire, one graphics card at a time. They’ve got this “moat” around their business. A moat! Like they’re protecting a castle full of…what exactly? Chips? Look, it starts with this CUDA software, which apparently is the secret sauce. All the fancy AI tools are written for it. Then there’s NVLink, which is like a super-fast highway for chips. They’re building a whole network of these things. It’s like a tiny, silicon city. And don’t forget the CPUs, DPUs…it’s alphabet soup in there. They can deliver a “turnkey AI supercomputer.” Turnkey! As if setting up an AI is like assembling IKEA furniture.

Constellation: A Nuclear Bet Worth Ten Years

Young Oklo, a sprightly upstart, tripled its worth, while Centrus Energy and Cameco, solid names, both had a right fine year. Even that VanEck Uranium and Nuclear ETF (NLR +2.86%), a bundle of shares if ever there was one, gained over 50% in twelve months. A heap of excitement, to be sure.

Gold Bugs & Shiny Rocks: A Feller’s Guide

GDX, you see, don’t buy you gold directly. It buys shares in the companies tryin’ to pull it outta the ground. GLDM, now that’s a different kettle of fish. It aims to mirror the price of the metal itself, pure and simple. It’s like the difference between ownin’ a claim in a gold mine and holdin’ a nugget in your hand. One’s a gamble on the miner’s skill and fortune, the other’s just… well, gold. Let’s have a look at how these two stack up, shall we?

A Greenland Detente & Market Sentiment

His Majesty, President Trump, had, it seemed, entertained a fancy for the acquisition of Greenland, declaring his intentions “one way or the other.” A threat of levies upon the commerce of eight European nations was, for a time, considered as a means to encourage a favourable arrangement, whereby the territory might pass under American control. Fortunately, a more conciliatory course was adopted, and it is understood that discussions proceed toward a mutually acceptable understanding. One hopes, for the sake of all concerned, that good sense will prevail.

Costco: A Prudent Investment

Indeed, it is frequently not the most loudly proclaimed novelty that offers the surest prospect, but rather a concern which, though perhaps lacking in ostentation, demonstrates a consistent and admirable propriety in its conduct. Costco Wholesale, it would seem, falls decidedly into the latter category.

The Cloud and the Seed

This isn’t a story of giants clashing, though they certainly will. It’s the story of a smaller field, a company called Nebius Group (NBIS 0.55%), tending a patch of cloud where the seeds of AI can take root. They don’t offer everything to everyone, these folks. They offer capacity – the raw muscle of computation, the gleaming processors of Nvidia, carefully arranged and offered to those who need it. It’s a simple thing, really. To provide what others can’t, or won’t.

Nu Holdings: Still Worth a Look Under $18?

It’s been doing rather well, the stock has. Up, up, up. But still under $18 as of today, January 20, 2026. Which, naturally, raises the question: is it a buy? A sensible question, I think. A financially responsible question. Although, let’s be honest, my track record with “sensible” investments is…patchy.