Bitcoin’s $80,000 December Dream: Is It a Crypto Christmas Miracle or a Nightmare?
And, oh, what a chart it is. Ansem’s analysis presents this move as a “natural checkpoint,” which, in layman’s terms, means, “Don’t panic, folks, we’ve been here before.” After all, Bitcoin’s been wobbling like a drunken uncle at a wedding since it got rejected at $93,000 earlier this week. 🥴





