Big Tech’s robot overlords took a coffee break. Nvidia (NVDA 1.19%) and Palantir (PLTR 2.40%) stumbled as investors whispered, “What have you done for me lately?” Gold miners like Newmont (NEM 5.64%) plunged 5%-the precious metal’s midlife crisis continues. So it goes.
The post-transaction holding, a figure of 1.73 million shares valued at $99.14 million, appears to the untrained eye as a triumph of calculation. Yet within the firm’s internal mechanisms, this number is but a fragment of a larger, unknowable equation. The firm, which claims $1.27 billion in total U.S. equity positions across 16 holdings, seems to operate under laws no human could ever fully grasp, its decisions dictated by an unseen algorithmic will.
On November 13, Callodine filed paperwork with the SEC revealing they bought 765,275 shares of FCPT. That’s a pretty hefty stake-$18.67 million, to be exact. It’s their first time holding FCPT in their quarterly report, which feels like a secret handshake with a company that’s been quietly doing its thing. I wonder if they’re betting on a comeback or just hedging their bets with a predictable cash flow.
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The filing of November 12th reveals not merely a financial transaction, but a strategic declaration. With the acquisition of these additional shares, Triata now holds 2 million ACMR shares valued at $78.39 million – a position constituting 9.15% of their 13F portfolio, and securing its place as their fourth most significant alliance. This consolidation occurs amidst a broader portfolio worth $856.81 million, where ACM Research now stands alongside internet darlings such as PDD and VNET in what might be considered a most unconventional marriage of interests.
“Because, obviously, we don’t want to accidentally hand over crypto to some random internet con artist,” Chen said, as if explaining basic adulting. “Our team’s busy playing detective, cross-referencing data like we’re solving a Netflix true crime documentary.”
In a plot twist nobody saw coming (except maybe the Chinese government), the digital yuan is about to start earning interest. Yes, you read that right-your digital cash might actually become a little bit richer without actually doing anything. Imagine that! The goal? Make everyone in China adopt this digital wallet so they can save their money while simultaneously giving life to what some say is a shiny new payments fad.
The details are as crisp as a fresh apple: according to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), this entire exit happened during the third quarter. The transaction value? A neat $12.18 million, calculated from average prices that could rival the complexity of a Rubik’s Cube.
Sourcerock, in a move that screams “I’ve seen the future and it’s a spreadsheet,” added 1.18 million shares of CRC, bringing their total stake to 3.18 million. Now, their position is worth $169.14 million. Because if you’re going to lose money, you might as well do it in bulk.
The dividend hunter, armed with nothing but a calculator and a tenuous grasp of beta, finds themselves ensnared in a paradox: IGIB sprawls like a bureaucratic archive, its 2,987 holdings a testament to the illusion of control, while VCIT, with its 343 bonds, whispers promises of clarity and marginally higher yield. Yet both are bound by the same invisible chains-interest rates, credit spreads, the spectral hand of market anxiety.